Modest Monster's Mash

angry-shaman:

I don’t know what’s happening here but I believe it accurately represents me on WoD launch day.

angry-shaman:

I don’t know what’s happening here but I believe it accurately represents me on WoD launch day.

(via isei-silva)

isei-silva:

ragewang:

MORE CLASS SWAPS AYEYAEYAYAYYYA AYAYE AE

bonus for your viewing pleasure:

my art senpai

ziver:

oh, that’s cute Westboro Baptist Church.

you don’t want to disclose where your founders funeral is going to take place. why? because a funeral is a personal thing, a mourning period for families and friends? you’d hate to have people angered by your beliefs and your practices protest your funeral, wouldn’t you? (≖︿≖)

(via isei-silva)

br0lan:

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend 

(via isei-silva)

padfootvioletstilinski:

When Teachers have the last laugh

(via isei-silva)

play-with-sami:

Coming from someone who has practiced bsdm,
I can say that this is accurate.
Ive been flogged.
Caned.
Bruised.
Red.
Choked.
Gaged.
Etc.

And it was all acts of love based on mutual agreements.

I have also been abused before.
And it.. Is nothing like bsdm.
Dont get these that fucking confused.

(Source: dizhang, via furryredfox)

fucktonofanatomyreferences:

Doggies vs. kitties!!! Drawing refs!!!!!

[From various sources]

(via troll-bridge)

I have one wish for my goddamn birthday: get rid of the fucking snow… One more disappointed fucking birthday…

Just kidding. Welcome to Canada where spring waits until April. Why do people actually expect the snow to just disappear as soon as it becomes “spring”?

I have one wish for my goddamn birthday: get rid of the fucking snow… One more disappointed fucking birthday…

Just kidding. Welcome to Canada where spring waits until April. Why do people actually expect the snow to just disappear as soon as it becomes “spring”?

((Another short story from my fiancé, this one a little tamer but sweeter))

She heard the door open but didn’t turn around. That would spoil the game. Her sharp ear flicked at the sound of his claws being dragged lightly along the wall leading ever closer to her. She shivers dispite herself as she folds the shirt in her hands, the claws stop suddenly. Her instincts tell her to run as his preditory hunt brings him behind her… If she moved to early she would show her path he would have her. Too late and he would be upon her. His presence blocked the doorway, a shadow spilling over her laundry as he stalks her. His soft paw steps almost drowned out by the sound of her heart quickening with excitement. A soft scuff as he commits to his pounce. She ducks low and races past him with a triumphant squeal of excitement, giggling as she runs down the hall to the bed room looking back only as she reaches the door knob to see him chasing after her. Gripping the door knob it resists her turn. He had locked the door, that’s why it took so long! She turns and tells him to stop breathlessly between excited giggles as he approaches her. Stripping his clothing off and tossing it to the side as he growls approvingly at her already bare fur. He pulls her up to standing and kisses her passionately. Biting her shoulder, she moans into his ear. 

"You cheated"

He kisses her neck and attatches a leash. Pulling her into the room after unlocking it.

"I won… Now it’s time for my prize…"

She moves down on her knees and takes his member into her mouth, her strong tongue coiling around the shaft as she engulfs him, gorging on his scent and taste she blushes heavily and begins to bob her head, his hair now loose cascades around his shoulders and down his back as he enjoys her attentions, dragging his claws through her mane as she moves faster and faster. Pulling away suddenly as he finally releases, she stares up at him panting as his seed drips down the side of her muzzle and into her breasts. 

"Let’s go get me cleaned up"
She stands, hardly missing a beat as she grabs their towels and half pulls him by the leash towards the bathroom.

((Another short story from my fiancé, this one a little tamer but sweeter))

She heard the door open but didn’t turn around. That would spoil the game. Her sharp ear flicked at the sound of his claws being dragged lightly along the wall leading ever closer to her. She shivers dispite herself as she folds the shirt in her hands, the claws stop suddenly. Her instincts tell her to run as his preditory hunt brings him behind her… If she moved to early she would show her path he would have her. Too late and he would be upon her. His presence blocked the doorway, a shadow spilling over her laundry as he stalks her. His soft paw steps almost drowned out by the sound of her heart quickening with excitement. A soft scuff as he commits to his pounce. She ducks low and races past him with a triumphant squeal of excitement, giggling as she runs down the hall to the bed room looking back only as she reaches the door knob to see him chasing after her. Gripping the door knob it resists her turn. He had locked the door, that’s why it took so long! She turns and tells him to stop breathlessly between excited giggles as he approaches her. Stripping his clothing off and tossing it to the side as he growls approvingly at her already bare fur. He pulls her up to standing and kisses her passionately. Biting her shoulder, she moans into his ear.

"You cheated"

He kisses her neck and attatches a leash. Pulling her into the room after unlocking it.

"I won… Now it’s time for my prize…"

She moves down on her knees and takes his member into her mouth, her strong tongue coiling around the shaft as she engulfs him, gorging on his scent and taste she blushes heavily and begins to bob her head, his hair now loose cascades around his shoulders and down his back as he enjoys her attentions, dragging his claws through her mane as she moves faster and faster. Pulling away suddenly as he finally releases, she stares up at him panting as his seed drips down the side of her muzzle and into her breasts.

"Let’s go get me cleaned up"

She stands, hardly missing a beat as she grabs their towels and half pulls him by the leash towards the bathroom.

kewkitty:

Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw.

kewkitty:

Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw.

(via furryredfox)